Following Ken Dulieu, a man with no footy qualifications, sitting on the bench for Coventry City's home game with Hull City on Saturday, we want to hear your reasons as to why you should be on the bench.
Our panel of judges are looking for the funniest, wittiest, comments which should be less than one hundred words long.
Please send your entries to covsupport@orangehome.co.uk
The closing date is Friday December 16th.